isms

Do you have any ~isms that you live by? These are my Kristisms.

Here are a few that I made up, or that I’ve heard along the way. Send me yours, and I will be happy to add them.

1. If you are not man enough to treat a woman right, no need to apply inside.
2. If you are not man enough to do dishes and floors, keep on walking.
3. If you are not man enough to change a tire, you best have AAA on speed dial.
4. If you smoke, chew tobacco, do drugs, have a criminal record, don’t take care of your kids, or don’t have a source of income, please do not ask me out on a date. #justsayin
   
5. You know when you know.
6. Sorry, not accepting anyone else’s crap today. This is a no crap day.
7. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
8. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
9. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer’s history if you die.
10. Wear a helmet. No excuses.
11. I’ve come to realize that I am my toughest critic. I am very hard on myself. I’m learning to let it go.
12. I’ve come to realize that my expectations are usually very high and rarely met.
13. I’ve come to realize that I am very resilient and usually land on my feet.
14. If you don’t know where you have been then you don’t know where you are going.
15. Don’t talk politics or religion with family unless you don’t want to be asked back until the next family reunion.
16. Live your life for yourself. Not your parents or your family, and not for a relationship. You are the best vessel to know what you desire in life.
17. Love fiercely, love often, love with wild abandonment.
18. Don’t live vicariously through others, create your own Bucket List and live vicariously for yourself.
19. Travel the world and experience other cultures. Don’t be small minded – open yourself up to the possibilities that are out there.
20. Well behaved women rarely make history. ~ One of my absolute faves.

I forgot the one that my girlfriends and I have said for years:

1. A girl’s gotta eat!!!

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4 Responses to “isms”

1. Branden says:

   June 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm

   If you are not woman enough to treat a man right, no need to apply inside.
   If you are not woman enough to do dishes and floors, keep on walking.
   If you are not woman enough to change a tire, you best have AAA on speed dial.
   If you hate men get a girl.

   Your isms reversed except for the last one lol.
2. OrangeDragonfly says:

   June 2, 2010 at 7:12 am

   You’re too funny!! Come up with your own ~isms
3. Ryan Mapus says:

   June 2, 2010 at 9:36 am

   If everyone is thinking the same, then someone isn’t thinking!
4. Tess says:

   June 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm

   Brilliant!